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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·9 个月前Don’t say “colloid” in an airport. The TSA will arrest you.
minus-squaressillyssadass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·9 个月前“You talk big words for a tourist. You some kinda turrist?”
minus-squarekambusha@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 个月前Huh. Tourism is just a stutter away from becoming terrorism.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前Did you ever hear Dubya speak? “Turrist” almost had only one syllable.
Don’t say “colloid” in an airport. The TSA will arrest you.
“Must be some dangerous, terrorist word.”
“You talk big words for a tourist. You some kinda turrist?”
Huh. Tourism is just a stutter away from becoming terrorism.
Did you ever hear Dubya speak? “Turrist” almost had only one syllable.