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andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

well that's rude

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well that's rude

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andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world
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    My high school paid for everyone to take some type of career aptitude test. Everyone got a list of various possible career choices. Burned in my memory now is that I scored “region 99” which apparently meant my personality type didn’t fit any jobs. Or something. Like their magic 8 ball told me to try again.

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      My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.

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        Haha, did you ever try it out? Maybe it really was your life long calling.

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          I didn’t, but should I ever feel the need to try it I have already watched the tutorial video.

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        I’m supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.

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          I’ve become a computer tender.

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        Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.

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        I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.

        – Bart Simpson

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        A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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