Because Tolkien said they do, and everyone’s copying Tolkien. Yes, I’m no fun at parties.
“J.R.R. Tolkien has become a sort of mountain, appearing in all subsequent fantasy in the way that Mt. Fuji appears so often in Japanese prints. Sometimes it’s big and up close. Sometimes it’s a shape on the horizon. Sometimes it’s not there at all, which means that the artist either has made a deliberate decision against the mountain, which is interesting in itself, or is in fact standing on Mt. Fuji.” - Terry Pratchett
I don’t think dwarves are known for their food in any setting, only their alcoholic drinks
Wasn’t original beer more of a grain soup that lasted longer? I’d imagine drawven alcohol to be basically a protein shake in a way
Honey and butter mead. The gods’ nectar.
Yeah, I’m not aware of any “dwarves make good food” tropes.
Dwarves are not small in the first place anyway. Small races are below 1,20m tall. Dwarves are around 1,30-1,50m tall. They are short, but not small.
In comparison, humans are only 10-30cm taller on average with their 1,60-1,80m heights.They may appear smaller because they are stockier and wider. So unless you see them next to a human, you won’t realize they are only about a head or so sorter.
You’re probably right. I’ve never seen them next to a human before.
A guinness a day, keeps the doctor away…?
A cider a day keeps the doctor away
“You’re the best, Lloyd!”
When your size requires constant caloric intake, you eat 5 meals a day. You eventually get really good at it.
It’s actually reproducable in british fiction, even when Terry Pratchett writes fantasy the good food is foreign (Klatchian)
I made Klatchian food once, mixed noodles with curry.
Turned out great.
I mean… it is universally agreed upon that the best food in the real world is from people in tropical regions (India, Mexico, etc.), where people are generally shorter…
haven’t you heard about all the cuisine around the Mediterranean or was it included in the “etc”?
No idea. My uncle Joe has dwarfism and he makes a mean bowl of Count Chocula.
