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tfm@europe.pubM to Too Dumb To Imagine@europe.pubEnglish · 2 months ago

US Vice-president Vance didn't know that it's cold in Greenland: 'it's cold here and nobody told me'

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US Vice-president Vance didn't know that it's cold in Greenland: 'it's cold here and nobody told me'

www.themirror.com

tfm@europe.pubM to Too Dumb To Imagine@europe.pubEnglish · 2 months ago
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JD Vance moans 'it's cold here' after landing in Greenland's subzero zone
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Vice President JD Vance's trip has been scaled back from original plans to tour the island more widely after a row with the governments of Greenland and Denmark over a lack of invitation
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    Centuries after the fact, the vikings are still the best trolls.

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      A rose by any other name still smells terrible.

  • MedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.world
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    It’s a dick move to make fun of the mentally feeble, but god damn. Does his wife have to tell him, “Careful, that soup is hot” at every meal?

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    Although:

    “Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey!”

    “Mrs Vance, what’s going on?”

    “Oh, JD’s in the bathroom applying his eye liner.”

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      Like he would listen to her anyway - she is a woman after all.

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        I can’t believe he married a DEI spouse. He should have married a much more competent white man.

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        But he would still put the blame on her after burning himself

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      “Okay, good.”

      *huge slurp

      “Ow!”

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      JD is why shampoo has instructions and bleach has warnings.

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    Can’t believe I’m defending the guy, but it was a (slightly lame) joke he made when addressing soldiers at the base. It works - you can immediately see he establishes rapport.

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      Vance is every awful thing that’s been said about him. But that correctly reads like a joke. A dumb one, but a joke.

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    …and it’s not that green.

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    Jesus fucking christ on a cracker, I will never understand how fuck heads like this got put in charge.

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      Supreme corruption.

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