https://www.wired.com/story/doge-rebuild-social-security-administration-cobol-benefits/
For reference, SSA has roughly twice as many lines of code written in COBOL as the Linux kernel has lines of code written in C.
https://www.wired.com/story/doge-rebuild-social-security-administration-cobol-benefits/
For reference, SSA has roughly twice as many lines of code written in COBOL as the Linux kernel has lines of code written in C.
Will it be like Office Space where the rounded off cents goes to an offshore slush fund owned by a shell corporation?
Will there be conjugal visits?
Come on, this isn’t Riyadh. They’re not gonna saw your hands off, all right? The worst they can do is put you for a couple of months into a white collar, minimum security resort!