• Pistcow@lemm.ee
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    “Line go green!”

    “Who made the line go red?”

    “Line go green!”

    “It’s still red compared to when he started”

    “Line go green!”

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    Slaps a person in the face…

    I am open to talks on how to solve the problem of me slapping you in the face, if you want. But you have to be reasonable!

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    Hey China, just checking in. I was in the shower and thought I heard the phone ring. Anyways, call me when you get this.

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    This will be he same as when he had to call the Mexican president to beg him to say that they’d pay for the wall.