If it hasn’t happened to you, it must not be happening at all. Guess we solved that problem.

It hasn’t happened to me because I am not a Terrorist, or instigator, using the cause in bad faith.

There sure are a lot of people who weren’t detained, harassed, investigated, or otherwise compared to the people who were wouldn’t you say?

But please, go on. I could use more sass and less intelligence in my day.