Oh come on! I was gonna get a haircut today.
He’s got the wrong date.
To quote late musician Peter Steele:
April 2029, the final time The end my friends is not near, the hour in fact is quite here … It’s a Friday 13th of course you won’t live, to see noon. … Are you paranoid what’s on the asteroid has got your name tattooed on it? This stone’s called Apophis And it brings apocalypse.
There were 666 likes to this post. I ruined it by turning it to 667!
Do we need any more proof that the rapture is over and we missed it?
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Shit, I missed it.
Shouldn’t have taken that nap.
It’s currently September 19th
Dude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
I also don’t want to go to work
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I think the rapture happened a decade ago and this is hell
Everyone is a sinner. Especially the religious types.
Purgatory.
I didn’t get raptured, too much thc and alcohol in your system makes you too heavy for the angels to carry I think.
If all the good folk are gone though I sure hope for less traffic on my road trip this weekend. Praise jeebus? 🤷♂️
May you be toughed by thy Noodley appendage! - FIFY
I hope it’s during work hour. Would be shame to do whole days work just to get eaten by the rising dead.
God, I wish God would actually just end this cringe already.
Oh please yes!
Haha! Yeah right, this is like the ten thousandth time they’ve s
Time to paint a new sign, methinks.
Hi guys, its the 19th here in Australia already and I can confirm that I have been Left Behind to suffer heck on earth for being a sinner and Im super over it already.
Nah mate, that’s just fuckin Thursdy.
Aw fuckin’ hell!
Fricking heck
ahhh cheer up mate, its friday tomorow, fuckin pissup day!
Mate, Im doing cashies for a bloke all long weekend, 6am starts, Im bloody spewing. Reckon he’ll sling me a block of piss though, so she’ll be right.
You sure everybody got raptured and you’re not just in Australia?
Party time!
Everyone is dead. Everyone except us.