Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal
Is it provided once or on daily basis ?
Asking the important questions.
After every feeding of course
In Romania? Daily basis.
Does this person need a husband?
Damn, the render distance is so small over there
It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill
It’s a limitation of the hardware.
Nice try, Dracula.
But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.
Dream only of me!
I hope they like their wives hairy, because I’m in.
Hello, nurse!
I’d need cheese
yeah but would that be worth going to france?
France or wherever there’s cheese that’s not coming out of a spraying can
You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.
Bloody good offer, mate.
Is this pork long pig?
I was gonna ask “And just how long is this pork, exactly?”
Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I’m there!
All you need to give me is some bloood.
I wish I had this rizz
On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation
