Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前Spoon knows what spoon must dosh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1863arrow-down115
arrow-up1848arrow-down1imageSpoon knows what spoon must dosh.itjust.worksWizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前message-square21fedilink
minus-squareclonedhuman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 个月前Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness. Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective. Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 个月前My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 个月前Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 个月前Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
I wish someone would spoon me