SPRUNT@lemmy.world to Shitty Million Dollar Ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 11 months agoA tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaksmessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareA tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaksSPRUNT@lemmy.world to Shitty Million Dollar Ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePsychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·11 months agoCounter point: In winter the seats fuckin cold as sin and I don’t want my dick going inside itself right before I pee cuz that’s a different issue that makes a worse mess
minus-squarebadbrainstorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoTreat yourself to one of them fancy heated bidet seats. Or install a laser pointer in your dick… It’s your world
Counter point:
In winter the seats fuckin cold as sin and I don’t want my dick going inside itself right before I pee cuz that’s a different issue that makes a worse mess
Treat yourself to one of them fancy heated bidet seats.
Or install a laser pointer in your dick…
It’s your world