I prefer to
man touch
🏳️🌈From
man touch
:
“Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too.”It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!
It’s pronounced “STOP RESISTING BANG BANG”
This incident will be REPORTED!
Back in my day, this alias would be
fucking
.If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out “FUCKING!!” when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
Ah, fair enough, I had missed the
!!
- thanks for drawing my attention to it!
https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
It’s just fuck.
alias fucking=sudo
is what I was referring to in this case.
Lol
When she and you are truly ready, OP.
Too late she got married to another dude
God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I’m so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It’s just such boomer humor.
Relax its just a meme
Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic
You’re right, we should ask for consent.
sudo chmod -R 777 /
May god have mercy on your kernel.
(For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)
make sure to remove the french language pack with sudo rm -fr /*
fr fr
frrrrrrrrrrrrrr frrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Excellent
alias consent='chmod u+x'
makes creating an executable very kinky.Why would consent imply that anything is kinky?
$ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~
The touch is redundant. But I get why you did it anyways.
This guy gets it!
$ cat girl
😄
now that is funny
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To be fair, you do sound like an idiot
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Pfft, go fuck your wife. No, really, because this is the internet, and if you’ve got a wife, you already won the fight :)
But only if she freely consents, of course
I’m sorry mate, I always gotta choose the wife’s side. I learned that the hard way.
Fake, Linux users don’t have any chance with women
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Relax big bro its a meme, I hope you and your wife have a long and wonderful life together.
You’re 43 I mean you should have one
I think in the middle east group they can
chown woman
, and that is probably coming to the America group in the next patch.based linux waiting for consent
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become womanbecome woman && touch $(whoami)
bespoke: and then touch yourself
Real incel vibes here, OP
Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you’re this serious
sudo !!
Hmmm… Mmm kay
Yeah there are issues.
I’m thinking of old text adventure games where it would repeat your invalid command back to you.
eat pussy
I can't "eat" a "pussy" right now!
fuck yourself
I can't "fuck" a "yourself" right now!
You’ll have permission if you go $HOME.
I’m assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
One day ima have it one day
i actually have a
nobody:nobody
chowned,=000
chmodded file namedgrass
in my home directoryits easier to explain than and doesn’t give as much incel vibes as a file named
woman
Grass inside your home?
Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
I also
touch grass
if I need to check if filesystem is read-writeCall it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it
i study computer science
how would an empty file named
woman
be homework