*crowd chanting* "GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE! GUSTAVE!"“Gustave is a man-eating male Nile crocodile that roams the Ruzizi river and the northern shores of Lake Tanganyika in Burundi, Africa. Gustave is rumored to have killed as many as 200–300 people, though one more recent estimate states the true figure is probably 60 people or fewer. He has obtained a mythical status and is greatly feared by the people in the region.”
I feel like this is a safe place to tell this story.
My roommate had a chameleon. Some mornings I would greet him by saying “what up, my lizard!”
All I would ever get in response was side eye.
Take your upvote and get out of here
Ugh, too much marsupial energy in this one /s
You literally had a nightmare?
Mmmm, no. Very mammalian.
Guys…
Entirely too mammalian, my dude. Cool your blood down and lose the teats
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There is only one true lizard king
Bipedal, huh?
Mmhhh… No, very mammalian.
Just look at this skink!
hmm, approved
Spiny banana.
Welcome the reptilian overlords
No, no, frank- stinky- you won’t get rat if you keep doing it- frank- not the monitor, dont climb there- I’ll call wade, dont poo on the monitor-
Please tell me Frank is a frilled lizard. This would literally make my childhood complete.
Frank is the snake from DankPods
Mmmm, no, very mammalian.
bugs
Announcer voice: Lizardman!
mmmm, no, very mammalian
