Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
I am completely on board with this and suggest we amend all the dictionaries immediately.
The lol per pixel ratio of this meme was significantly above the mean
average Australian be like
Walkie-talkie was created by a Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
If they could read they’d be very upset.
I’d have called them chazzwazzers
Real object names.
Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie
Pointy Shootie
Speedo = Scrotie Totey
can’t believe they left out cruise missile: zoomy boomy
Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie
It’s a travesty that they aren’t called “Fuzzy Buzzies”
You can thank the US Army for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCR-300
Huh, I thought defibrillators were for arrhythmias, but it’s also for cardiac arrest.
It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That’s what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.
Yup, and it fucking sucks (better than dying though) to have one used on you.
…now I want to try it. Which is probably unwise.
Call of the void.
Yeah, id probably join you.
glowy hoppy
Surely Stamps should be called Lickie-Stickie-Posties.