KEY POINTS
- Tesla missed on the top and bottom lines in its first-quarter earnings report.
- Automotive revenue plunged 20% from a year earlier.
- The stock, down 41% so far this year, was little changed in extended trading.
The stock is pretty flat despite the bump over the winter. It’s approximately the same as it was last fall. Can’t believe it went up relative to Muskrat’s involvement in politics.
Well, it’s not a real stock.
Surprised it’s only 20%. Who the f is buying it.
Tesla profits are down 71% year-over-year, and the only reason they didn’t actually lose money is due to some carbon credit shenanigans.
They’re being kept afloat by the government
Gotta own the libs somehow I guess
“Trump was right about everything”
Nice hat fElon, you fucking moron
Nobody wants an S that’s been basically unchanged for a decade?
And apparently the “new” Model Y is even worse than the old one. That’s their bread and butter.
https://www.carmagazine.co.uk/car-reviews/tesla/model-y-suv/
Wow that’s a pretty damning review.
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No worries. All our tax money is just going to have Donald golfing, Tesla Cyberstucks, and Space X.
Isn’t most of Tesla made in countries other than the US?
Tariffs are going to hit bad
All vehicles sold in North America are assembled in Fremont CA or Austin TX. But they still pay tariffs on components they import.
That market is tanking hard, too
I’m sure Tesla will make the governments tariff exempt list
Quite the opposite
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/2025/03/31/top-10-most-american-cars/82739892007/
“All cars source at least some parts internationally, but some are more “American” than others. Cars.com’s American-Made Index ranks the “most American” cars and one brand has topped the list consistently for the last several years: Tesla.”
That is an actual suprise I would have assumed most of the tech was built overseas and shipped.
The story goes that when Tesla was new, no one wanted to work with them since new auto companies generally fail, and it was EVs at that. Additionally, there wasn’t a supply chain to support EVs either.
So in addition to setting up new supply chains (which did involve overseas stuff) they ended up making a lot of their own things, becoming very vertically integrated from the start. That learning to support themselves has persisted ever since.
They were always pretty focused on keeping the supply chain as local as possible as that reduces all the shipping costs. There are actually parts you could buy overseas for $X but when you look at the life cycle of that object it’s actually gone around the world many times before it becomes what you want. You can save a lot of money if you find a way to avoid that. That could for example involve finding a raw material company locally, and then convincing a local manufacturing company to build this new thing for you using raw materials from the other local company. It’s not simply oh we just find someone already making this existing thing in USA instead of China (but it can be that too), it’s actually putting the supply chain and manufacturing capacity together so it becomes local.
It’s probably one of the biggest reasons why they make more money on their EVs than others.
They’ve literally built a lithium refining facility as an example of the level of vertical integration they have. They plan to extract their own lithium in the future (they own land in Nevada with it), refine it themselves (this year), they build their own cathode, and put it into their own battery cells.
Tealas are the most American made car multiple years running.
On the earnings call they said something like 85% of the parts also come from North America which is far greater than other OEMs.
Oh no! Anyway…
You and me … same page
Yeah 20%
WINK
…let’s go for a 3521% drop in revenue!..
Is that why he just lied about Tesla having cars that will deliver themselves? More insider trading?
Nah, more musk lies, he does this every single event, has been lying about everything for the past decade. It’s normal
Look how honest his DOGE stats are.
Elon had to stop the regulatory investigations into him. He had to keep himself out of jail. We wanted to secure more government contracts to tower projects.
Tesla was a means to an end for Elon, and Elon doesn’t care at all about anyone except himself.
And Elon took care of anyone in the government who could enforce the rules that were supposed to enforce procedures with stock and loans.
I find it hilarious that most media outlets blame the fall on Leon not being present at Tesla, when it’s his very existence that has caused things to plummet. The last thing he should do is return to Tesla. The board should fire his ass and try to rebuild what’s left of the brand.
Media outlets are not your friend.
They’re like human resources in that regard…
Leon?
That is way too cool a name for whiny Elmo, just call whiny Elmo by his name; whiny Elmo
Well… If he was present at Tesla he wouldn’t be present at Nazi rallies.
present at Nazi rallies.
Isn’t that just a Tesla board meeting?
They’ll never do that because 95% of the company’s value is based on Elon’s hype and bs. If it was valued like the normal car company it is, the share price would be maybe $10
The american media is going way out of their way to ignore that nazi salute.
well if they could do it with Henry Ford…
Excuse me… It was a hand motion that appeared to some observers to be consistent with a historical German sign of greeting and/or eugenics.
/s
The board is his brother and a bunch of conservatives. He hand picked them.
They ain’t firing anyone.
Well… Then they all go down with the ship.
Iirc basically all the board members and higher ups that get stock sell it off as soon as they get it. None of them have bought more for quite a while. So unfortunately it seems like they’ll float on.
And yet the stock is up in after hours trading. So fucking dumb
This result has probably been priced in since it hit the current floor in March. The bump after the report is likely because there were no bombshells in it. They’re saying they’re still on track for all the vaporware that the valuation is based on. It will drop again when they’re inevitably delayed and it becomes clear the robots and AI taxis aren’t revolutionary but just exactly what other companies already beat them to.
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