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…true story: joe was a devout vegan but a terrible driver…

…yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man…

…i remember reading a paper flyer about the world wide web in our university computer lab that summer and thinking to myself sounds like another gopher knockoff; it’ll never catch on…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXtWIg_A7M

…to bolster your sarcasm, LPMUDs had a reputation for destroying academic careers thirty-five years ago…

…we have coral snakes stateside, which while not aggressive are deadly venemous, but that’s okay because we also have coral snake antivenom: oh wait, except stateside pharmaceutical manufacturers determined after decades of production that it’s insufficiently profitable and so withdrew coral snake antivenom from the market a few years ago…

…good luck!..

…they’re on the playset…

…facts: this is the carcinization of all knives sharpened properly on a regular basis…

BAH WEEP GRANAGH WEEP NINI-BONG!

…i do but i frequently riff on a host of nicknames when i’m calling them…

…can i get my wisdom teeth back?..i miss being wise…

Atlantic Meridonial Overturning Circulation

…they were dim incandescent bulbs back then, it’s all good…

…symbaroum kind of turns that last premise on its head: the forest is pushing out settlers as it reclaims the world from the blight of civilisation…

TALLY-HO!

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