

…it’s hard to out-cute kiki…
AND I’M LIKE, WHATEVER!
…your foster parents are dead…


…yeah, come back after you’ve pulse-dialed an acoustic coupler at 300 baud to network your terminal emulator with a shell account, kid…
…i won’t say how i know, but i can personally vouch that a lotus elise is lower than the ground clearance beneath an HEB semi-trailer…


…in `94, i mailed a handwritten check to id software and received a slim box of 3.5" diskettes a couple weeks later; the world was a different place…


…for the original doom, the overarching narrative was that deimos disappeared after teleportation research inadvertently opened a portal to hell: episode 1 (knee-deep in the dead) was set on phobos; episode 2 (on the shores of hell) was set on deimos hovering in the skies of hell; and episode 3 (inferno) was set down on the surface of hell itself, not mars…
…episode 4 (thy flesh consumed) was set back on earth following the invasion of hell, but it was an add-on released a couple years after the original game; counterintuitively, back then the original game was downloadable shareware for episode 1 with episodes 2-3 available via mail-order directly from id, and episode 4 was finally distributed as a retail expansion only after the retail release of doom II (kind of an inter-quel?)…


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…i thought OS/2 was the industry’s system of choice…
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…google’s old dejanews archives don’t go back as far as my usenet activity, but i doubt i had any old web content which predates where they pick up unless we include legacy media archives like newspaper or television; for that matter, i think a lot of old yearbooks are online now, too…
…anyway, if we’re only counting web-first content, i didn’t make my first website until like `94 and all my hosts before like 2005 are decades gone by now…