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Gandalf uses a staff not a wand
This is half Richard Harris, half Ian McKellan, right?
I use counter spell of smoking a bong.
Bong
Normally you smoke the weed.
Yeah if you only want to get high, the true magic comes from smoking the bong.
Damn, I still have so much to learn.
And you? ;)
jokes on you, i just started wasting time on my phone.
Piefed tells you how much time you’ve spent on it at the bottom of the page and I genuinely appreciate it. (Also a great example of something that a profit-driven social media site would never do.)
the bottom of the page
…there’s a bottom?
scrolls endlessly
For some classic internetting, a new Homestar Runner video came out this week that mentions this: https://homestarrunner.com/toons/backtoawebsite. It made me go, “Oh yeah, there did used to be an end of the page!”
I kinda needed this
thanks
Its only been 2, uhh, 3…Scratch that. I dont need to tell you
Take your !lemmySilver
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You have no power here Gandalf the gray!
I deflect with a spell “i just open the app”
Counter with awareness of the alternative:
That Exxon sign is ridiculously tall.
So people driving cross-state on the freeway can see it and suddenly realize they have to pee.
This is America (skrrt, skrrt, woo)
Don’t catch you slippin’ now (ayy)
Look how I’m livin’ now
Police be trippin’ now (woo)
Yeah, this is America (woo, ayy)
Guns in my area (word, my area)
I got the strap (ayy, ayy)
I gotta carry 'em
Yeah, yeah, I’ma go into this (ugh)
Yeah, yeah, this is guerilla (woo)
Yeah, yeah, I’ma go get the bag
Yeah, yeah, or I’ma get the pad
Yeah, yeah, I’m so cold like, yeah (yeah)
I’m so dope like, yeah (woo)
We gon’ blow like, yeah (straight up, uh)
If memory serves, this is Breezewood, PA; about the middle of the state of Pennsylvania, along the PA turnpike. It’s an easy on/off between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia that doesn’t sell you convenience food at turnpike rest stop captive prices.
Anyway, central to west PA is Appalachian mountains, and this part of Breezewood is at the bottom of a valley. The sign is tall so you can see it east and westbound from the turnpike.
I don’t know why I shared this information.
I’m glad you did. From my perspective, this could have been any exit off I-25 from Denver to Albuquerque.
Glad to know we’re all in the same boat.
Also, we should fix the boat.
Jokes on you, i came to work before everyone else so now im sitting here getting payed to scroll through your shitposts :D
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This is the way.
Idk…I just learned that USA doesn’t have civil rights anymore…so it wasn’t a complete waste.
