Jesus fucking christ I hate kids lol why the fuck do people keep producing you little assholes. Millions of dollars to raise, zero ROI unless you force the little fucker to swing a golf club every day all day like tiger’s dad, too stupid to eat shit or talk for like 3 years, then they’re too stupid to teach for the next 25, constantly acting like they know everything, spewing bodily fluids out of every bodily outlet constantly until they’re old enough to start masterbating at everything they see. Fuck I hate kids. “My mommy says I’ll go blind and am too stupid to understand the real message” kids should just come out at the age 35 and save everyone the hassle.

My parents used to say the next generation of kids will be born with enlarged thumbs (because of all the gaming we did when we were kids).

They still use their phones daily and type heavily 😂

It’s another way of saying

Put your phone down for a while and go touch grass. Go do something. Experience life.

It will 100% ‘damage’ your eyesight looking at a single object. But as for making you blind, not really.

My grandma always said that watching too much TV will make your eyes square.

Posting something that pretty clearly reveals your age to be definitely under 25, but most likely also under 18, from an information security focused instance?

That is some god awful opsec, assuming you’re trying to stay anonymous. (I say with an account having posted some pretty identifying personal life stories, but I’m also not posting from an infosec focused instance)

As others have said, you’re willfully missing the subtext. Which is that they think you spend too much time on your phone and are missing out on other enriching things in life. Like maybe spending time with them, or making friends irl. Go touch some grass.

I strongly suspect that you do not currently have one of those jobs you’re referencing. Which makes it a moot point. You’re not practicing for a desk job by farting around online.