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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago

I'm jealous

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I'm jealous

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 days ago
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  • Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20 days ago

    I don’t think you need to be a vegetable to enjoy a nice mist.

  • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Spritz me harder daddy

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    It does feel good.

    Source: I am a vegetable.

  • CalipherJones@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    The equivalent for a person would be decapitated heads in the shower.

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    They hate it, one even tried to chase me but luckily I picked up the wooden ramp before I got out of the store.

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    Produce was my first job and we used to come in at 5am and clean these occasionally. They get jelly dangly bits hanging from below the veggies that you just spray off and then wash. It was an interesting event.

  • vane@lemmy.world
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    Dead vegetable reproductive organs.

    • Destide@feddit.uk
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      20 days ago

      Get your Brassica out for the lads

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      20 days ago

      Getting that brocussy

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      Vegan gore

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        oh
        that’s gore
        that’s gore of my comfort food

    • turtlesareneat@discuss.online
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      20 days ago

      Now in damp!

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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    20 days ago

    Be the vegetable you want to be

    • xorollo@leminal.space
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      20 days ago

      I need this and a nugget ice machine stat.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      20 days ago

      OK

    • LandedGentry@lemmy.zip
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      deleted by creator

  • Tudsamfa@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    Contrary to what you may believe, you don’t have to envy these vegetables and can indeed take a shower yourself.

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      Thats a misting not a shower tho. Also those veggies aint paying for that water.

    • tauren@lemm.ee
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      20 days ago

      Yeah but I’ll never feel as good as those vegetables.

      • trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world
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        20 days ago

        You mean cut and dead?

  • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee
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    It’s quite warm in the north east of the U.K. at the minute, please do this to me.

    • The Menemen!@lemmy.world
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      Another terrifying british 24°C heat wave?

      • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee
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        Yep. I like 12 degrees C with a decent chance of rain.

  • Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    As a young adult of the 90’s all I see here is Legionnaire’s disease.

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      It has to be sat for a while, outside of certain temperatures, for that.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    It’s actually not even good for them. It’s entirely for the presentation to the humans that buy them. It makes them spoil quicker and is also just a waste of water.

    On the upside: They feel pretty good as a human on a hot day.

    • Paradachshund@lemmy.today
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      This! These things are a big pet peeve for me. Such a waste.

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      They also installed sprinkler system for tourists at some tourist attractions in the very hot summer of 2015. Except they also did this at the Auschwitz camp. It was quite the uproar.

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        People were upset they added misters to Auswitz for the museum tourists? It’s not like they were spraying them with lethal poison like they used to at that location. Sounds like a moment where it only was weird because people made it weird.

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          One Jewish visitor said that she had lost many relatives to the Holocaust at Auschwitz and that the water misters looked like the showers are family had had to endure before going to the gas chamber. Many Israeli visitors who have experienced the water misters have criticised them as distasteful.

      • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Nothing like a shower at Auschwitz.

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
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          Make sure to tie your shoelaces together so you can find both your shoes after!

        • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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          I wonder just how tone deaf you have to be to install water fixtures designed to provide comfort at fucking Auschwitz of all places.

    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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      I hate this thing. Love our local market, but they use these and it’s so annoying to have soggy everything.

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        Veggies weigh more and thus cost more? Win/win. Oh wait…

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      I never really see them in use anymore.

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        i still refuse to believe it’s a real thing anywhere at any time

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        I don’t either, but I am in California and I don’t know if it’s because they also learned it makes shit spoil quicker (literally I learned this from working at a grocery store that had them), or if it’s a legal thing to conserve water.

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          I’m in the Bay Area and we still have them in high and low end grocery stores. At Safeway they even still play the fun little thunder sounds before it starts.

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    I haven’t seen these for over a decade now, they used to be in most stores but it was pretty obvious it created a lot of issues because of all the “moistness”. Good that they got rid of it, at least here in Sweden.

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      I feel like “the moistness” ought to be a shitty B-movie world-ending blight.

      “Grandpa was killed by the moistness; he shouldn’t have even been in that valley without his power dryers”

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        The real moistness was the friends we killed along the way.

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      Still super common in Australia.

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    I buy all my fruits and veggies straight from the orchard, farm stands or the Amish. Often the products are dirty, have flaws, uneven shapes and varying states of ripeness. I can pay .90 for a cucumber at the store or, five for a dollar at the stand or, pick my own at the Amish farm for .10 a piece. I haven’t shopped in a store since the Covid price hikes. I now eat better, lost weight, cholesterol, sugar and BP all down. I also planted my own berries, plum and apple trees. Cannabis, too. I can wash my own damn fruit. Just say no to corporate greed.

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      We have a huge Farmers Market open Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Its about 10 minutes from my home. Really good deals on fruits, vegetable & baked goods. The deals are even better if you show up about an hour before closing. In today’s economy you have to watch every penny spent.

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        And later in the summer you can find pick up trucks parked at the side of the road offering sweet corn for far less than you would ever be able to get at a grocery store

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      Seems like a complete flip to what we have here in the UK, Aldi is by far cheaper than any farmers market I have seen.

      • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        There’s a big difference between a farm stand and a farmers market.

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          Farm shops are also really expensive here

          • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Like, a farm shop at the farm itself, or on the side of the road nearby? That’s what a farm stand is.

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              Don’t think I have ever really seen one of those. Maybe a sign like eggs 50p each but again that is pretty expensive and it was years ago

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              Where I’m at they’re usually a glorified lean-to. Ran by either a kid or an old, never anyone in-between. Or just the honor system. Usually has excellent produce for real cheap.

              • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Yeah I live too far from farmland to take advantage. Our farmers market is expensive but the stuff they sell is fantastic. I get ferns there every year. Cheaper than Lowe’s and higher quality. I boycott Home Depot so it’s nice to have options.

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                  Besides being a soulless mega corp who only exist to serve the unholy gods of greed and gluttony, what’s so bad about home Depot?

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        Same here, and those Aldi cucumbers are like 1,50€ or a little more.

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        In the US a “farmers market” typically means that a city or town shuts down a few streets and farmers come from their rural farms to the city center to sell their produce. The prices can trend high, because the focus tends to be on quality and known provenence.

        What the parent poster is describing is not farmers markets, but farm stands. You have to go to them instead of them coming to you, which is where the savings come from. It might not be worth it depending on the value of your time.

        • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Most farmers markets I’ve seen have dedicated space, no street shutting necessary. There’s one open every day a couple miles from my house.

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          Farm shops are usually even more expensive.

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    we had these 20 years ago in my country. but these got removed because they create bacteria and lower shelf life by a lot. nothing good about them at all. just extra cost and work.

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    • Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      what a loss for vegetable welfare

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      Was wondering why we don’t have this in Europe, and the answer is once again, common fucking sense.

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