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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lord Of The Rings Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 8 个月前

The hobbits were the chickens all along

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The hobbits were the chickens all along

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  • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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    Also, the Ring was trying to get back to its master. If it realized the chicken wasn’t corruptible, it would have abandoned the chicken at the first chance it got.

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      Assuming that animals are corruptible, what animal would the ring go for if humanoids weren’t an option?
      A goose? Could fly the ring to Sauron

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        Based on it just sitting on a stream bed for thousands of years after isildur was killed gotta at least have more intelligence than a fish.

        • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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          Had Isildur been slain by the sea or around a mangrove, a crab would’ve picked the ring. Rise, Evil Craubron, servant of the Dark Lord

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        Are you suggesting evil rings migrate?

        • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Maybe they used Gondorian or Arnorian swallows

          • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            depends on if a single ring counts as laden or unladen

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              Laden if unequipped. Unladen if equipped.

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