They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
Ok someone needs to tell the failure-in-chief that getting his breakfast McDonalds brought by the underpaid Asian they brought in from his New Jersey golf course doesn’t count as Chinese trade talks.
We’re going to find out he’s just been meeting with some random Chinese dude who lives in Ohio.
Or a manager of a china (as in porcelain) shop. “Yeah, I’m the president of China… and fine dining utensils incorporated in Chattanooga Tennessee”
Four Seasons…
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Total Landscaping. And then, the country elected him again.
I remember mike pillow enthusiastically taking a live call thinking it was the orange garbage only to find out it’s a troll.
Perhaps with an Asian femboy 🤨
So, we know thats not true.
There are at least some 30 million American voters who would believe Trump uncritically.
Donnie is full of shit and dementia
Sure donny… are the Chinese diplomats in the room with us right now?
I’m starting to think that Trump is lying.
Diplomatic backchannels are an idea that Trump is fundamentally unable to comprehend.
“Backchannels? Sounds gay. I’ll sign an Executive Order banning it.”
China: “We haven’t met yet”
China: <backchannels talks so they all get on the same page"
Trump: “China lies, we met this morning when they backchanneled their plans to replace the USD with me and I think it’s a fine idea.”
Someone gave him a busy box. 👶
