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It does check out
Virgin Media would like a word
I knew they were British, so I always assumed it had something to do with the whole Virgin Queen thing(it was and is a nickname for Elizabeth the first) or something like that, but it was apparently because they considered themselves virgins in business when they started their first record store.
I thought Richard Branson just liked sex
Wouldn’t it be the opposite
His autobiography is called “Losing My Virginity”.
I’ve come to think of it as a (really) good thing - no financially motivated tech megacorp is gonna sell a monthly “sub to Gimp”.
(Tho a clothes rental company might.)
Leather clothes, at that.
Its called Harley Davidson
alias daddy='sudo'Can you change the password prompt to “tell me your safeword first:”?
Though I don’t know how, I’d be surprised if it wasn’t possible.
Even if it’s not possible via some config or shell wizardry, you can always recompile the modified source
Of course you can
export SUDO_PROMPT="tell me your safeword first: "I do feel a dom/sub relationship with Linux right now as I try to build some flatpaks - so that is very fitting.
Knew the moment you get into cli Log into root,
look; gawk; find; sed; talk; grep; touch; finger; find; flex; unzip; head; tail; mount; workbone; fsck; yes; gasp; fsck; more; yes; yes; eject; umount; makeclean; zip; split; done;I always thought it was a clever sex pervert acronym for
Graphic
Image
Manipulation
Program
And we’re pronouncing it JIMP?
gust take your upvote and jet out of here
Instrunctions unclear, geeted out.
Listen here, Legoland, I don’t live in the Kingdom of Jondor
Ohh fuck no don’t start this suit again
Its actually GNU image manipulation program, so pretty much.
Or “Green Is My Pepper” if you ask RMS…
*GNU Is My Pepper
And originally it was “general image manipulation program”.
oh is that why that brush is in there
it stands for GNU is Not Unix Image Manipulation Program…
wait it is GNU is Not Unix is Not Unix Image Manipulation
oh no, they put a recursion in the name!!!
LINUx is not UNIX is not UNIX.
Damn it, they did it again.
GNU Incredible Magic Projector.
If it did circles, it’d destroy half the world.
Glinux
Bet they couldn’t even find the cli terminal.
The clit, for short
I’m just trying give her that system-d.
megalois griffin kmao
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No! I will not ignore this!
G’day! How’s it going?
Just trying to debug some weirdness with outgoing activities from my server, looks like it’s back to normal since you saw my comment and replied to it ;)
Nice! Good luck with your server there mate.
“Are my texts still coming from my email?”
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I use gimp for professional graphic design at my workplace, nobody gives a shit.
See, most people have no clue that “gimp” is a sex thing. They just see it as a funny-sounding acronym. In an actual work meeting, the people who do know wouldn’t say anything about it to avoid being seen as the weird ones.
I’m sad that more people haven’t seen Pulp Fiction.
You just had to bring it out.
Coq cowardly renamed their project because of this.
IMHO Coq is a much worse name, because everyone knows what a cock is.
A male chicken?
Aint good at graphic design but Krita’s better anyways, we used it in school, along with PS, didn’t really see a difference in either program, tho I was equally shit at using both.
I use GIMP at work. It’s officially approved in a very tightly restrained environment, literally in a repository of software people can install from. At an enterprise with thousands of employees.
I’m pretty sure only people who know what it is install it, never heard anyone so much as mention it.
You’re lucky to have IT even know what GIMP is, much less have it officially approved.
Every place I’ve been at was like “what’s that?”
My guess is someone needed it at some point, and jumped through the hoops to get it approved. It has no ongoing cost, so even if it takes staff time to review and set it up in the repository, it would easily pay for itself from not having a subscription. But it would rely on having staff with previous experience to not lose your gains through lost time learning.
I don’t understand
dont worry, neither do i
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