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Because the meat is pink. Seems simple to understand for anyone who’s been to the seafood counter at a grocery store
stabs you
hey, this guy is actually a salmon! I was wondering what smelled so bad over here
Pink salmon have a kinda pinkish stripe on them
“Why the long face?”
D’y’know how many fish are “silvery-blue”, salmon?? Get over yourself, and be glad we didn’t name the color “sockeye pink”.
Some species just evolved to taste better with cream cheese, we don’t make the rules…
As my horny friend with 3 testicles says, “It’s all pink on the inside!”
If I had a nickel for every ET the Extra Testicle reference I have seen today…
That would be 2 nickels, more nickels than I have used as currency since I last watched “Still Smok’n”. Which is weird.
Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.
Then why the heck we call them gray matter?
I don’t know about you but I like my women alive.
Dead on the inside, alive on the outside. Wait, I think that’s me. My bad.
Different preservation methods, doncha know? Now sit right there as I tell you aaaaaall about why anything but formaldehyde is heresy…
Brains ARE grey, they just hold a LOT of blood, making them look pinkish. But the neurons are grey.
The brain also has white matter (the axons) which is white due to a fatty layer.
If it ain’t pink on the inside you better run away fast as you can
you’d* better run away
You say tomato, I say 'mater
Now let the shrimp ask a Frenchman the same question.
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Farrow & Ball go further by just calling their salmon paint colour “Dead Salmon”.
It’s umm sockeye salmon colour.
I am already annoyed at the ineveitble umm actually replies about salmon’s not being exactly the color salmon and humans not being the same color either. Pre-pissed
Achually it’s named after Salmon Rushdie and is the true colour of Satan’s flesh.
The bigger “Umm, actually” is that during spawning season, their outsides are that color.
Wow, TIL.
spawning season
Damn so they NPCs fr
And when it isn’t their spawning season, you’re not very likely to see them in the wild, so it kinda makes sense that people associated the colour with the fish.
Humans: Shut up and eat more krill
It’s not pink… it’s salmon.
