Hey OP, did you know that the voice of Ducky was a little girl named Judith Barsi? Did you know that Judith also voiced the little girl character, Anne-Marie, in All Dog Go To Heaven? And did you know that Judith Barsi was brutally murdered along with her mother by her father who then killed himself? And did you know that this murder happened between her lines being recorded and the release of either of these films? So when you fell in love with a little duck billed dinosaur saying “Yepyepyep” and a little orphan girl who talks to animals, you were listening to the echos of a voice of a murdered 10 year old girl.
Why did I bring this up, OP? Because you made me sad, so I’mma make you sad too.
RIP Judith
OP didn’t mean to make us sad :(
What a tasteless comment.
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Goddamn.
I respect the brutality, if nothing else
Damn the post calls people old and they need to see a doctor for butt stuff. And this response is to horrify and amaze.
“How dare this stranger bring up my slightly advanced age! Here’s a child that was brutally murdered. Now we’re even!”
Wtf dude, I could have gone my whole life not knowing this. I hope your socks get wet.
Oh for fucks sake just kill them, no need to be unduly mean about it and pull unforgivable acts of torture.
At least Judith’s father didn’t get her socks wet.
Too soon.
I think it’s just the wrong medium. In a standup set, this kind of joke could kill.
Even more fun, she was sexually assaulted by her father multiple times. Police were involved because of the constant abuse. It fucked with her psychologically, and her mother kept hesitating to take action
We go on and on about stranger danger, but family is where the danger is at 99% of the time and kids aren’t taught about this nearly enough.
Just here to say… f u.
And i love that movie.
No it’s not! Shush!
Shit man, I wish it was my first…
Joke’s on you, I’ve already had like, 15.
Or mammogram
Damn they made that leaf look so tasty.
You know I don’t have to watch it in theatres right? I know this movie and also not fit your criteria.
I’m only 32. Is it really that early?
Oh I had my first one earlier than that!
(Don’t do PhDs, people)
Was your PhD in Proctology and you were on the other end?
It felt like that.😅
But the truth is that the stress wounded my intestines.
seated 18hrs a day?
::::::::: All of my colons check out, jokes on you! ::::::::::::
I’m 34. I don’t think I need to schedule one yet, I’m not particularly high risk family history-wise. But I’m worried about scheduling it when the time comes.
That doctor gonna know I’m a bottom, and that’s gonna be embarrassing.
“Damn, my finger slid right in, what are you, some kind of little butt slut” - your doctor, probably
I’m imagining it like some sort of vaudeville slapstick skit, wherein the doctor just keeps pulling things out, starting like dice and a neckerchief, and ending with an entire clown car full of clowns
But the question then becomes…how many clowns have you let inside you?
Most of the dudes I’ve let inside me have been clowns
If your doctor manages that, you are definitely ending up as the subject of a paper in a prestigious journal.
Jokes on you, I’m 40 and I’ve had 5 of them already.
High risk or just like the experience?
Colon Cancer runs in my family. I also have digestive illnesses that predispose me to colon cancer. So every 5 years since age 20.
Yeah I should have expected a serious answer but I couldn’t resist. Glad you’re taking care of yourself though. Cancer is awful.
I’m 43 and I’ve had one.
Bloody stool so got checked out. Was nothing.
Fuck you, I’ve still got 7 or 8 years left.
Sharptooth!
