In other news, people need to be warned that flying pigs will still shit, and they will get their shit everywhere and we will just have to suck it up and live in the shit.

Lmao no he won’t be wtf is this.

This article is garbage. Of course he should be charged with all sorts of crimes. “Should” and “may be” are completely different things.

The authour of this article still believes in the tooth fairy

I’ll eat my house if he goes to prison before leaving office.

I’ll believe it when I see it. And even then I fully expect him to wiggle out of justice. In the meantime I will keep seeing these articles as pure cope.

Warn, as in warn it won’t happen? That i believe.

Riiiggghhht…