LFS
The obvious answer, for true fear, is to either run TempleOS or Red Star
Kali Linux as daily driver
I thought that was the ONLY distro…?!
It has been created to “attract young users to Linux”.
Might want to update their “kids these days love this” reference list a bit 😄
Is that a really young Brodie Robertson on the right??
I took picture from https://brodierobertson.xyz/ idk is this fake site or not
Honestly, I can’t tell if it’s not an anime girl avatar anymore.
To scare them? Windows.
It’s the absolute best way to make someone become a Linux user for life.:-)
Great, now I’ve got the phonk walk in my head
I’m planning to go Arch on my secondary that had popos on it. I’ve only used mint and Ubuntu before.
Obviously Hannah Montana Linux.
The kernel source code.
And suggest they go over it and optimize it before building.
Puppy.
Don’t run Linux, run the OG Unix. Don’t use a desktop, get a mainframe.
No grey in beard? Shame 🤓
Slackware still exists, if they survive they’ll be nigh immortal.
Can confirm. Been living for far too long at this point
slackware
<graybeard> Way back when, in the bad old days of ISA cards and IRQ collisions and who knows what “90% soundblaster compatible” means, slackware had amazing install images. you had some dusty old 386 with 5 1/4" drives? Oh and you added an ISA SCSI card so you could use one of those new fangled ZIP drives? Yep…just look thru the ftp site and I bet you’d find what you needed.
Mind you, still had to write all of your own /etc/init.d scripts, and every other config file under the sun, but you could get almost any machine up and running before all them fancy new modular kernel drivers came into existence. </graybeard>
Mint is goat
Remember to make a backup pipeline with Timeshift and you’ll be fine