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“Life is a joke of cosmic proportions.”
Suffering exists just because. People who don’t deserve it live lives of comfort and decadence. There’s no rhyme or reason to life. And the punchline isn’t even apparent to any of us.
Don’t be a dick.
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This too shall pass. It may pass like a damn kidney stone, but it’ll pass.
“Oops”
Haha best one here
It was always live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, but now that I’m older I can only manage one of those :/
I wish I was joking, but it’s “fuckit bucket.”
Life is a balance between spontaneity and regret.
Learn more useless math, someday it’ll be useful somehow
Historically this seems to be the case
“I’m a problem-solver.”
Thanks to death, there is no permanent suffering.
“I’m not worried about it”.
If you have a problem, you can either fix it or you can’t. If you can fix it, fix it, problem gone. If you can’t fix it, worrying just gives you an additional problem.
“Nobody has to know everything”, "avoid unnecessary judgement ", “Have a good time, only you can control that”, “uncertainty is the only thing that is certain”. Pick your favorite I have more.
“Have a good time, only you can control that”
I like this one.
If you wait till the last minute… then it only takes a minute.
Live like a dog: if you can’t eat it or fuck it, piss on it and walk away
