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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon isn't fooled by planes

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Anon isn't fooled by planes

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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      🤔

    • TJA!@sh.itjust.works
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      No, ocean water can’t sink steel boats

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        But it melt steel beams?

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          Regardless of how it happened, (the plane hijackings Orchestrated by “ex” CIA operative Osama Bin Laden duh) 9-11 was used as an excuse to dissolve civil liberties at home and wage war abroad.

          Patriot Act

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        It’s a well known fact that steel weighs the same as feathers

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          A common misunderstanding. Boats (made of rock) float due to gravity pushing the water up (as it bounces off the earth). Boats made of feathers (ducks) harness the same principle, as they are also filled with water.

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      Giant steel ship can transport the giant rock across the sea

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      Well… When you put one of those huge tankers in the water, it will move a LOT of water out of the way.

      As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

      As you keep loading up the tanker with more cargo, it will go deeper into the water right? But this means that it is pushing more water out of the way (the water that used to be where the boat now is), which balances out the weight because that creates more buoyancy.

      A rock, on the other hand, is heavier than the water that it displaces, so it sinks like a tanker whose front fell off.

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        As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

        But that’s only because of the spell that the ancient Wizard Archimedes cast in the elder days. Archimedes didn’t discover his principle, he molded reality to follow his rule.

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        As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

        But steel is heavier than water

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          And water is surprisingly heavy itself.

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          If you take 1kg of steel and 1kg of water, which is heavier? That’s right, steel is heavier.

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            If she weighs more than a duck, then she’s made of wood.

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              We shall use the larger scales!

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              And therefore?

              … A WITCH!

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            https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg

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              Now this guy knows what he’s talking about

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            A steelogram of kilo is feather than heaviers

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          Ah, but boats aren’t solid steel! It has lots of hollow spaces inside, making the volume up displaced water bigger, without increasing the weight!

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        Metal is heavier than water. Virtually every containber is fille to the brim with products, now I don’t know you but most everything we buy is heavier than water.

        It’s clear they have some kind of extra propulsion in those, most likely magnetic anti gravitation.

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          The bane of shipping is that a lot of money goes to shipping air around :)

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