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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Never forget.

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Never forget.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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    Then at lunchtime go to Subway for the Subtember 11th footlong sale.

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      Where $5 foot longs are now on sale for $11.99, and still aren’t a foot long.

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        They’re not a foot long. They’re a Footlong^TM .

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          Like Oreos

          “Double Stuf”

          Tested it for a project back in the day - they weren’t double 😱

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            Next, you’ll be telling me synthetic motor oil isn’t synthetic.

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      I laughed. Am I going to hell? Or is it Mariott that’s going to hell…

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        The Marriott in hell has your room reserved

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          “Believe it or not, straight to hell.”

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        Nah. Truth is stranger than satirical fiction. My comment was stolen from a very famous article from The Onion back in 2013. https://theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535/

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          Ahhh of course it was the Onion

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