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And apartment dwellers who share a bathroom, don’t worry — Throne’s for you too. “Just set up individual profiles in our app,” the startup’s website advises, “and thanks to Bluetooth, Throne knows exactly who’s who.”
They gotta set up an emergency fund for people to get new housing if their roommate brings one of these things home
Not even your shittiest moments will be out of reach for the AI.
Just gonna check ya asshole
What a coincidence, I just watched the Scrubs episode with the Dr Toilet running gag.
AI and turds are redundant, btw.
I don’t want Big Tech having access to my sacred turd data
I see no reason for it to be cloud based. I’m sure all the analysis can be done locally
How will line go up then? Tech isn’t cheap to research/implement and investors will require returns asap. At least here in the US 🫠
This isnt complicated tech. should be pretty easy for some poop enthusiast to hack up an open source version.
Finally, an AI for scat fetishists. Just what the world needed.
Only 6.98 DOGE per month too!
Can’t believe they’re making the smart pipe a reality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
It’s distressing just how freaking similar the sales pitch is too.
What I’m loathed to even call the “real product”: It’s time to stop flushing away valuable data.
The fake one: If I had information that could save your life or the life of your family members, would you flush that?
Just… wow
AI toilet is a registered sex offender
Just a screen that says, “corn again, huh?”
Doing QA for this company must be the most unusual job.
“So, Greg, what do you do for work?”
“Uhhhh…. I’m the control group for AI toilets.”
"but it’s not all bad. They pay me to sit on the shitter a couple times a day and I only blacked out … once? twice! "
I actually interviewed for a data science role with this company a couple years ago. They were definitely cagey about what the actual product was for the initial screenings and then when they finally opened up about the role and …duties… of poop data scientist, it was actually pretty funny.
Fuck outta here.
AI is automating the job of the owners of “sick toilets” (that’s what we call those weird toilets with the poo shelves).
Ahh, Perry the Platypus, you’re just in time to see my new Turdinator-inator!
