Hello,
I hope I’m not interfering here.
There were a few requests for a weekly thread, but the mods seem to have been busy elsewhere since then.
So I’m starting this thread, which might be used to replace the other general thread with thousands of comments.
If someone wants to become a mod to manage those threads, feel free to say it in the comments, I can reach out to admins to get you mods permissions.
Cheers
Edit: I am now a mod!
Link to the previous thread: https://lemmy.ca/post/23750245?scrollToComments=true
sarah the ultimate Barbie (in her mind) wasn’t invited? I’m shocked. She’ll prob say she said no when we know she never says no to ditching her family.
thrift shopping is “nostalgia browsing” to her. Though we know she never browses, this lady couldn’t go a day without making a purchase.
Nostalgia browsing lmao. Who did she hear say that and then have to adopt it?
They’re not building a bigger house but she keeps filling their house up with more crap daily that they will need a bigger house
Like the carousel horse!!? Where in the world is that ghastly thing going?
Right? Literally why did she need that??? She never thinks about things, she just buys.
It’s amazing that there was no point where she thought, “no, I don’t need this. at all. neither does my kid.” It was just I WANT THAT
Seriously, nobody needed that and Shane doesn’t speak up bc he’s clearly checked out/whipped. I hope so badly that L goes to some sort of school in a couple weeks so she can see life isn’t all about going shopping and buying things every day.
Not likely. I don’t think they’d let L wear her body cam at school and Sarah needs that creepy content.
After nearly a year of following Reddit and now this forum- I have finally unfollowed TBP. Between her mermaid photo shoot and her stretch mark comments and some videos going viral (the way she was so smug about this but also complaining) I’m done! Bye bye toxicity!
I bring you CHAT GBT roast of Thebirdspapaya
Thebirdspapaya? That account is basically the poster child for #BodyPositivity and #SelfLove, but with a filter so thick it might as well be a layer of SPF 100. It’s like she’s trying to convince us that every stretch mark is a badge of honor while making sure each one is perfectly lit and Instagrammable. And let’s talk captions-so long, they’re practically a novella. By the time you finish reading one, you’ve been inspired, enlightened, and slightly confused about why you started in the first place. It’s like she’s out to prove that even self-acceptance can be curated to perfection.
Thebirdspapaya’s account is like the ultimate exercise in selective vulnerability. She’s all about “authenticity,” but it’s the kind that comes with a soft-focus filter and a carefully timed post. She’s mastered the art of curating her flaws, making them look just imperfect enough to be relatable but still pretty enough to get a brand deal.
It’s like she’s weaponizing mental health struggles, turning every anxious thought or moment of self-doubt into content, complete with a perfectly posed selfie and a long-winded caption about “the journey.”
She talks about embracing imperfections, but let’s be real-those imperfections are airbrushed to the point of being unrecognizable. It’s vulnerability as a marketing tool, wrapped up in pastel colors and inspirational quotes. She’s selling self-love like it’s a product you can buy in cute packaging, but the real message is that you need to work harder on your mental health if you’re not as beautifully broken as she is.
Literally why does Reebok send her free shoes? This is a woman who can and does buy whatever she wants at all times and then gets free shoes sent to her. Make it make sense!!
Sorry Birdie but it’s hideous lol. This whole renovation is just gonna be SO busy and be like a fun house when it’s done. She’s picking the busiest tiles for every room lol.
Each to their own but if I was doing a major renovation like they are I would be beyond disappointed to see this. Screams beetlejuice oh but wait doesn’t she have an invite to the premiere 🤨
I don’t even do floors like that in The Sims!
Haaaate iiiiiiiit.
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I always hated that tacky gold shelf she had in the living room
Her whole house was that boho yard sale vibe with muted mauves and peaches and warm metals. Ow she’s going for…the 50s? Idanno. I hate it.
I have always despised black/white floor tile. It’s so ugly.
Reminds me of The Donut Diner.
Looks like an ice cream parlour! 😂
It does except the ice cream parlour would have chosen a different wall colour
I can’t help but wonder how much is motivated to hide her filtering? Fun house x mental health respite center collab vibes
Her whole house does lol
Big important career job of the day, talking about Canadian KD vs American KD 🙄 dear god how does this woman have a platform and make money off it lol
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damn!! Sure Birdie, sure.
WTF. Ya right Birdshit!
Goob u2 on insta is considering a post on influencers - go vote!
Neighbour Becci blocked me- am so curious why!! I wonder if it’s because I challenged her a while back (like nearly a year ago) on her political views.
She blocked me just for liking anti-Sarah stuff lol. Imagine being that far up someone’s ass 😂
Same! I liked one…ONE!!!….of Janette’s posts and she blocked me.
The fact she’s watching this shit like a hawk just to block people, she’s so obsessed with Sarah. Might be more obsessed than Alicia and that’s saying something.
Cam you imagine the spiral when she can no longer say mom to teens and a toddler? Pretty soon it’s going to be mom to adults, a teen, and elementary? Her ego will explode when she has a 20 year old 🥳
Is anyone here not blocked so they can see which posts went viral. I looked at TikTok and nothing over there looks like it’s taken off.
I think it’s bullshit. My bet is she said it to explain the thousands of followers she bought and gained in one day.
It was pointed out she could have paid to boost the views. That seems like something she would do - boost the views when buy the followers
Thanks! It makes you go 🤔 when the highest views are mainly the scantily clad videos. Wonder who’s watching those on repeat?
I felt the need to laugh at Shame. They were touring their unfinished new kitchen and she’s mumbling about shelves…meanwhile a couple feet away, he’s having a completely different conversation with…no one. In typical husband fashion talking about “some food could go here” as he pulls open the deep drawer directly under the stovetop where pots and pans should go lol. They seem disconnected. He seems extra clueless. Go mow the grass. Lol
Sarah calling out the double oven….as if she ever cooks. Everything this sad sack does is to try to keep up or get attention.
Right?
“and here’s where our double oven will go. In the top I’ll store take out for me bc…gluten free pmdd IBS hypochonchria. The lower oven will be for storing take out for Shane and the kids I guess. Or maybe I’ll go buy a life size easy bake next time I vintage browse…”
Life size easy-bake? Briony just fired up her glue gun.
💀 💀 💀 😂
He just screams pathetic to me. How did he let his life come to this? He used to have a good job and now he’s just an accessory to her online persona. He just stands in the background pretending like their some loved up couple but they give anything but that vibes. They’re both idiots and when this comes crashing down they’ll both get a massive reality check and he’ll wonder wtf he did to his life.
Yeah. I don’t care how well she is doing financially, he should have kept his job and identity bc trophy husband isn’t really working I also hate his beard. #petty? Lol
They probably did it for tax reasons so he’s now employed by the corporation but the money stays in the family but I think it’s so risky when the ‘Influencer’ gig could blow up at any time. One big exposure and she can get cancelled and the income dries right up. Nana K is probably on the corp. payroll too. I’d really love to know where the other employees seem to have gone.
What does Shane do for the corporation? Is he in charge of the hair extensions? Or does he mange the kwiki’s nail glue?
He’s also the CBB - Chief Bot Buyer
He’s not doing a good job at trophy hubby looking like such a slob all the time 🫢 I hate the beard too, no shame!
He’s also seemed to have gained a few lbs since working at home all the time
