The aliens:
Gonna act like I’m not an agent of Slaanesh. Go Xenos! ❤️
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You can probe me anytime 😏
The tip is the worst part
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I’m just here for the discounts on probing.
How nice! I’m sure they’ll let him live as their obedient dog
Interstellar bootlicking
TO SERVE MAN
Isn’t that basically the plot of The X-Files?
And Three Body Problem
Wait. That’s treason.
The same for the rise of the machines
If we ever get invaded by aliens, we’ll just be their lab rats. They won’t enslave us, because not efficient. They ain’t here for our resources, that’s the lamest thing to do. They ain’t coming here to erase us from existence, because the universe is mostly void, so our existence doesn’t matter to them, we occupy insignificant space in that.
They might want the resources of earth.
There is also a chance they might want to hunt and/or rape us for the fun of it.
Nothing material on earth you can’t find everywhere else, the only things we have that aren’t incredibly plentiful elsewhere are earths unique biology and human culture. Both of which can also be obtained without us ever knowing about it. The only logical reason to invade is ideological so if we ever meet hostile aliens they’re either genocidal zealots or a bunch of sadists.
Lots of assumptions there, let’s hope if it ever happens that they are less douchebags that we are
watch space aliens who gave up nukes get demolished.
Odds are that any aliens sufficiently advanced to come here would be able to tell we have nuclear weapons.
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book two: do not make a peep, never let anyone in the universe know you exist
spoilers:
book three: we made a group chat with all the intelligent life in the universe, wanna hit restart a fuck up s new universe with multiple time dimensions?
nah humans would win
Probably not. Just being capable of interstellar spaceflight opens up some really nice ways to kill a lot of people, such as redirecting asteroids. Or just drop nuclear bombs from orbit. Nothing we could do. Also, what if the aliens show up with more soldiers than we have people?
For all we know they already fired a death laser that we’ll never know until we’re dead.
such as redirecting asteroids. Or just drop nuclear bombs from orbit
i mean we could totally do that, if you gave space programs a few trillion (which is the level of funding an alien invasion would cause) we could probably move asteroids within a decade
and we already can move asteroids, just not much
What I mean is, there’s nothing we could do if the aliens did that to us.
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if we had some time to prepare though, I think it would be different
Can confirm. I played thousands of hours of Destiny, Call of Duty, and Halo. I think my KD is like 3.5 with bots, but 0.22 with humans. So aliens, probably in the middle.
Guys I’m ready to be a hero.
