Clue. Tim Curry.
Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.
Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.
(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)
Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.
But every single muppet in the cast is a Beaker.
I really wanna watch The Blacklist now with only Spader in it surrounded by Muppets…
Just this the whole time
You could pick any character to be the human in Stargate and they’d all be dramatically different movies. Ra is human? O’Neill is human? Scara is human? All wild stories.
Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. Obviously Kermit as Eli.
The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown
When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, “That’s Clancy Brown!!” I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.
So now I’m imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.
So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen
It’s Predator obviously, and keep the Predator…!
TaAvengers - Chris Evans
Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying “on your left”.
Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.
MUPPET HULK!
Hear me out, The Avengers, but Agent Coulson is the human. Muppet Cap tossing the shield, just imagine. And Coulson’s actor I think would be very much like Michael Caine in Muppet Christmas Carol, interacting very sincerely with the Muppets as fellow actors.
I would also accept “Hulk is the human, but only when he’s hulked out” just for the sheer surprise of it
A muppet turning into a human by Hulking out would either be terrifying or amazing, there’s no middle ground possible
Psycho. Mother.
Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise
Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey
The Exorcist
Linda Blair
X files, the tv show. Keep mulder
Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.
Surely, you’d keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.
Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it’s all a hallucination.
You might like to watch Cool World
no. keep meatloaf.
Lucky Number Slevin.
Slevin
The Death of Stalin where Stalin is the only human.
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