The inaccurate ones are the scariest. That crab isn’t remotely natural, it must be the work of a truly gifted and insane necromancer.
Can you prove that the skeleton didn’t turn into a crab after the original creature died? 🦀
Necromantic Carcinization.
If everything, and I mean everything will become a crab, then it makes sense to me.
Great band
Sounds like a hell of an Isekai.
I’m sold on the idea, I want to see it now
“Necromancer who can’t build an army because they keep turning into crabs”
I mean.
yeah.
This one is… uhm. yeah.
But I have to confess… I LIKE IT.
(I want to buy a bunch and wire them up with servos and pull rods to make them do the Crab Rave dance.)
Me: Wants to make Crab Rave Dance Drones
You: builds laser turret Final Fantassy Spider Bot.
me: “okay, lets compromise. make the spider bot do the rave dance. After vanquishin lots of balloons. Also, it has it’s own laser show laser… so, that’s cool.”
I like the whole “skeletons of animals without bones” thing. I’ve got an octopus, a spider, and a frog, haven’t seen a crab yet though.
(I know frogs have bones, I just like frogs)
I saw an octopus skeleton decoration the other day.
You’re assuming that it’s a reanimated animal
I’m assuming it’s a couple babies skeletonized and combined into a bone golem.
We are not the same.
Eventually everything becomes C R A B or dies trying.
This one may have done both?
Worth it.
9/10 would do again.
1/10 take a nap, and then do it again.
The ones that annoy me the most are the spiders or bugs with bones. Like that’s literally the whole thing with exoskeletons, it’s already on the outside.
I wanna see human exoskeletons on lawns this year.
Do blow-molds technically count?
I don’t want to count them because I kinda meant I wanted to see suits of gnarly armor, but I can’t not count them.
Analogous structures? I don’t even know her!
And I have recently bought one (scorpion skeleton) for my next DND game I’m running.
It’s mostly uber-lit (though inaccurate) plastic animal skeleton season.
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It’s inaccurate plastic animal skeleton season again
It’s inaccurate plastic animal skeleton season again?
