If you are in an HOA you already fucked up.
Like everything in life, not all HOAs are the same. There’s definitely a bias surrounding them, because people who live in good ones don’t complain every time they’re mentioned.
Confidently incorrect
But how hard is it to turn a good one bad? You really just need one or two people with money and nothing to do.
That’s true for pretty much anything, though.
Getting decent housing that isn’t in an HOA in some regions is a privilege a lot of people don’t have. At least they were still able to attain some homeownership.
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If someone can kick you out of your house because you painted your fence the wrong color then you don’t own your house.
Grossly oversimplifying this doesn’t make your crappy point valid.
Tomato tomo 🍅
Shouldn’t it be ‘tmrw’?
I’ve never seen that either but I like it more. Not much more but it’s a low bar.
I like tmro. It rolls off the tongue nicely
“I shall tell you on t’morrow, sir.”
I’ll tell you tomo
Came here to say this. Maybe we’re too silicon valley and she’s too whatever the other valley is in valley girl.
Are they the same valley? Am I having a stroke?
Tomo pomo (“see you tomorrow, postmodernist”).
All I need to be featured on a crime show is otherwise intelligent, educated people who type “u” in place of “you”. The only thing that can make someone seem dumber is a backwards baseball cap.
Yh really grinds my gears. Ffs it’s not a long word!
Tomo means friend in Japanese (友), so my bilingual ass would probably go the other direction and end up interpreting her messages to be more cheery than intended.
“Tomo the street sweeper is coming through so don’t forget to park in your driveways.”
“Tomo we are holding our annual HOA elections; make sure to attend!”
“Trash pickup was days ago, so don’t let me catch your cans out tomo.”
At least you don’t have a co-worker that messages you Happy Fri-yay! and Happy Fri-yay eve!
When you work with Ned Flanders:
If I had a coworker like that, I’d begin to understand Ted Kaczynski more
If I was still in the office this would be my new things to annoy everyone
I started saying friyay ironically and now im in to deep and its part of my vocab. Dont follow me down this path, the costs are to high
I learned a long time ago that the things you make fun of can become part of you.
Solid advice, friend. Cheers
100%. If I make fun of something or say something ironically, I have a hard rule of once only. There’s no need to harp on and beat the dead horse anyway. Once is enough to make your stance known.
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays
Imma be real with y’all, at this point I’d welcome that as it’s less likely to be an auto generated AI message.
Slay Megan. Literally slay girl.
You know you’re going to be suffering the FOMO until you do it.
The horrific story of “Megan and the HOA Murder” tomo night on True Crime.
Not til tmr tho
CUNT! (see you next Tuesday!)
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Eeyah Tomo m8! Giz a swig o’ that!
You should purposely misspell it from time to time to … homo
And when people point it out, just apologize and say it was a typo … be very apologetic and sincere and even offer to send cupcakes to them for the inconvenience (include some mild laxative in the cupcake … and alternate to cannabis the next time it happens)
“homo ass” is short for hom(e) o(wners) ass(ociation)
“homo” is for short for hom(e) o(wner)
Let the bears pay the Bear Tax. I pay the Homer Tax!
Also can be
“homo” - hope of missing out
I used to work in a place with people who’s title was Program Analyst. And in all the HR/IT systems they were always shown as PROG ANAL next to their name and photo.
I was 100% expecting “Pro Anal” when I read “program analyst”.
LoL, thank you for that!
I thought it was 2moz, at least that’s what I’ve seen here in Australia
Yeah tomoz is common. Also see: tomoz arvo
This is why your people were exiled to the other side of the planet.
That was the real crime of those convicts… How they spoke!
