“I do not like the cobra chicken”
Fun fact: the convenience store Wawa indirectly derived its name from a Canadian goose (or wild goose, depending on whom you believe).
Aaaw, it wants to dismember me.
Don’t tread on me or we’ll have words.
“Come oot here and I’ll rip yer hed off!”
Awww? This thing is plotting your murder.
I know geese have a bad reputation, but I’ve never seen them act poorly. In fact I’ve hand-fed wild geese in a local park.
Just wait, goose-story people will be along shortly to terrify you with Tales of Goose Encounters.
I was once bitten by a gøøse. It was pretty nasti.
Gooses!
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Awww $#*+! Get down, or it’ll see us!
If ya got a problem with Canada gooses then ya got a problem with me, and I suggest ya let that one marinate!
Don’t you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It’s 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!
What kind of marinade do you use for goose?
Blood of the innocent.
Hjonk
australia used to have a “giga goose” dromornithidae , which is closely related to anseriforms(goose, ducks, swans)
You should run.
;-)
