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There were free black people in Washington’s day. But yes, the first several presidents were all slave owners.
The idea that he might use slave as a slur while understanding he was a free black man isn’t that crazy though.
gotta get that skullet on him
I wouldn’t recognize anything 100 years later either.
100 year old artifact
What about a map of 100 years in the future?
Kids these days barely recognize a paper map.
At this rate of climate change, the map would be familiar yet unrecognisable
Americans and their Founding Daddy issues.
Why did they leave 😭
It’s really gross and pathetic.
Ask 20 people on the street who advocated for for free press to be added to the constitution. I’d take a guess that maybe 2 of them will get it right, maybe. The other 18 will say either the founding fathers, the states being asked to join, or they don’t know.
It isnt a religion or people would know that Moses did A, Jesus did B, etc. It’s just a lack of knowing or remembering details so people just say “founding fathers” as a blanket term to cover the legislatures of the time.
That doesn’t mean people don’t believe in freedom of the press, they just believe it was wise of James Madison to ensure it was included in the first amendment. Also I’m sure others can argue he wasn’t the only one advocating for it, so a blanket plural works for many.
I understand how it will come across as “we’ve always done it that way” which in Judicial branch they call precedent. Should precedent always hold, not at all. For the most part though, we’ve only had to stray from the core of that writing 17 times since the “completed” constitution was ratified. (Because the first 10 were in the Bill of Rights which were required by the States to ratify it)
I think they would be horrified, but that’s because of the maga. And because black people would not take their shit.
Ben Franklin would try modern clothes, start sleeping with trans women, then get addicted to the internet. He would be indistinguishable from someone from the 21st century within a year tops
He’d be exhausted searching for all the local milfs in his area.
George Washington could finally get some implants or dentures and stop stealing the teeth from slaves.
“It’s all about the me’s, baby!”
Let’s be honest here if anybody from the 1700s slept with a trans woman it was definitely Ben Franklin. Man was a professional horn dog.
“Look what they’ve made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope but by fear, hate and ignorance.”
Nailed it.
George Guilliman Washington.
YES but the pic I had was to big to send it sadly
What Founding Fathers would have to say.
“Did you not read all ‘men’ are created equal. That did not include slaves or women.”
That’s the point of the original comment tho
“Damn, they’re making new kinds of chicks” – Ben Franklin when he sees trans porn
“You guys cured smallpox, and there’s people who are working against the cure?” - Also Ben Franklin, who lost one of his sons to smallpox
Is it correct to say we “cured” smallpox? A vaccine isn’t a cure, but we used that vaccine so effectively that we eradicated the disease. But the overall sentiment of your post holds up.
Oh my God, I haven’t laughed this hard at a meme in a very long time. Congratulations.
Unfortunately, porn is getting banned, so little Ben will not have his happy ending.
He could just watch Baywatch or something and his mind would have been blown.
“C’mon, Franklin, we’re going to New Brunswick.”
“What for?”
“For the whoring and the drinking, of course!”
Franklin pops right up, eager to go
Madison was super excited to visit the Wolf Lair. He’s a fucking nazi.
Being submitted by a couple of dead white men is true alpha male behavior.
“WHO TF GAVE THE (HARD R)S RIGHTS?”
“Ah, fuck, it was me, wasn’t it?”- TJ