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chokes to death on coffee
Dies by monitor to face
At least he died doing what he loved. Being in a Teams call about interdepartmental efficiencies.
But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis???
This is a poorly designed masturbatorium
Nap?! This is not the place for a nap
There’s a peripheral for that.
You can’t see it so you probably wouldn’t be aware of its existence
A bonus is you can invite your dental hygienist over and have your teeth cleaned while you work
100% my S/O’s goals
For when you really need to post on Lemmy from the dentist’s chair.
Buddy I just did that today from my bed threw the laptop aside and slept 30 minutes more. Luckly I don’t use my cam for meetings.
Why isn’t this the standard?
When I see this I think of the week I worked flat on my back with sciatica. It was literally a pain my neck as I turned my head sideways to look a laptop on the side on the floor.
So I see a guy with bad sciatica, but a more comfortable work setup.
I would say it in Stephen Hawking’s voice.
this does no look confortable
If you use both hands to type the mouse would either fall off or be damgling from its cord
Use a trackball and tape the base to the desk?
Tiny jet engine that thrusts uphill to counteract gravity whenever your hand isn’t on the mouse
Electromagnets engage when you release the mouse.
I think it’s a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong
Indeed even worse
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Doubles as a hospital baby delivery bed, so you can work through labor.
Oh America, what will you think up next?
I would just fall asleep
Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.
Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).That would not stop a cat
The toilet paper is correctly installed
Cat owner… my stupid bois have found a way to empty the roll even when it’s placed like that. Nothing is safe.
So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It’s the way I prefer it anyway.
none of these there’s not enough crying
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The toilet paper is loaded backwards
Every time my ex would reload, she loaded it this way. Every time I found it this way, I would reverse it
I’m pretty sure this was a contributing factor in my parents divorce.
Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.
Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?
The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.
Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.
What did you just say about the interrobang‽
What’s an interrobang‽
As a cat owner, you’ll never catch my rolls in this blasphemous position. Kitty’s getting misted if he confuses hanging TP as a toy
