Thanks for informing us about this. I just set my duress PIN and password.

I wish this article also pointed out that all the agency heads that Trump has fired have been women.

They must really like the taste of leather.

He looks like he had a stroke.

Excuse me, that’s the best way to load toilet paper. The best overall, however, is a bidet. Ascend, my child.

Love me some Thirsty Sword Lesbians.

I would hope we can go even further and rewrite the US constitution. Our constitution feels like a 200+ year old jalopy that’s loosely held together by corpses, cash and a prayer. So many governments in other countries rewrite their constitutions regularly to reflect the changing needs of their people. I know the likelihood is low, but a man can dream.