Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.
They got is nut
There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.
They should be able to give birth no problem then.
Find put a way to implant an uterus and ovaries in those guys, and boom, dropping birth rate solved.
Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.
that’s because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like “getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth”
Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.
I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.
I mean now when we all talk about things we really don’t know much stuff about.
If you’ve never had a kidney stone — imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain. The one where your insides hurt in a way that doesn’t even make sense (it does actually, but that is a separate tale) and you almost want to throw up. Or maybe you actually do. Good. Now imagine cranking the dial up on that feeling until it hits the same blinding intensity of the pain in your testicles during the moment of the injury. Now that you have the picture of the degree in your head, stretch that feeling from the minutes to maybe hours of a really nasty ball shot to the days and even weeks it can take to pass a kidney stone.
(Worst guided meditation ever)
There are worse pains than kidney stones, it’s the longevity of it that makes it hard to endure IMO.
(Must train more, I didn’t enter nirvana with your method)
imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain
yeah, that’s not really helpful for me :/
Woman want another child is called productive.
Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.
Where’s the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn’t be shunned, get your nut kicked today!
That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.
The thing that having a child and jackass have in common is that both led to net positives for the people involved. Jackass guys got rich, mothers that like having kids get another kid. The only way it doesn’t make sense is for people who don’t understand that having kids is rewarding for some people.
Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?
Daniel: this better not awaken something in me
I don’t know how this is relevant but I upvote anyway
Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder
If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life
The logic is sound, but the math doesn’t check out.
I don’t think I’ve thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.
yyyyyeeeeeEEEESSSSSS!
The woman who birthed my child didn’t remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I’ve read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.
Are you OK now man?
I believe it’s a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.
Oxytocin is a big one, but I’m struggling to remember the others. I remember that one cuz of a psych class where the professor brought it up as an event that mothers would associate as having some of the highest levels of it. Its considered the bonding hormone, so makes sense we’d bond with our babies so drastically to keep us motivated to care for them after they ripped our lower body apart lol
Because you don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.
Speak for yourself.
We don’t
I don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts
Let’s test
I probably don’t either. I’m just open to the idea.
If you film it, you gain followers
You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.
There’s things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size
I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.
Fucking Quiverfull. Eugenics bad, but I really hate those fucks.
Hell, line em up, tell them to grab ankles, and I’ll take care of it with a pair of pruning shears.
Objection!
Exhibit A:
The fact it’s a three pack is just… chefs kiss