what a fucking useless human.
I vote we start calling me Elon Jr.
I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.
I don’t. I’m sure of it.
Power does things to people
So does an insular community
Drugs
Lack of empathy, born with golden spoons in their mouths
It just goes to show. Financial success doesn’t equal a good person (or parent, in this case)
Pretty sure it’s an inverse correlation or maybe a bell curve with some outliers on either end.
If he literally knew nothing and was worried for his child he could have hired a well paid live-in nursemaid and forgotten about the money it cost the next half hour.
Instead he used his child as an experiment.
“Hey dad, are you proud of me?”
“I’m proud of the value you created for me and the shareholders.”
This guy’s kid is going to be so fucked up
my kids will never be smarter than AI
Sam Altman 2025
Call a doctor.
Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too :D
Altman: “How does one have a baby?”
ChatGPT: “You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other…”
Is that a man or is that a cockroach in a human suit ?
Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.
oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor’s appointment so i wasn’t there. the way they tell it, i’m the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i’m at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.
my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.
Your brother and sister in law sound like they were made for each other, both insane.
You have to understand that like 50% of the American population are even more useless than him.
then why even have a baby? the joy of caring for that child–of experiencing fatherhood–is a big reason for having babies.
not taking steps to learn how to be a father is like buying a hog and slapping training wheels on it. you’re never going to get to really enjoy that ride.
so he’s an idiot, got it
“Those first few weeks it was constantly,” he says of his tendency to consult ChatGPT on childcare.
Dude, I wouldn’t trust ChatGPT for plant care 😂
Wtf is a supremo actually don’t tell me I never wanna use it again
The latest doublespeak for oligarch
ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”
Why would you admit you’re a complete moron like that?
Because other complete morons will now buy the product?
I would do it if it got me a million dollars
