• JokeDeity@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Does anyone create a social media platform without being an absolute nutjob? Tom from Myspace, maybe?

    • WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Don’t quote me on this but I went to school with Tom and, during a dissection, nicked my finger with a scalpel. He quickly lifted my hand and proceeded to suck my finger for the rest of class. It took 3 large men to separate my digit from his mouth and 2 more to fish out my fingertip. I heard they pumped 3 pints of blood from his stomach.