You have to do something they don’t expect from a windmill, harness the earth use a subterranean apc.

Take the bishop.
Assume his post.
Spread the heresy that the White King is the Black Queen’s illegitimate love child.
deleted by creator
accept the peoples’ grain. return the dust.
Mill some grains to flour and bring that flour to the queen so she can make some loafers
Bust out the nethertyphoon

You die since the king will kill you and bishops can’t kill because it’s a sin
Watch out for the Don Quixote gambit…
I always tilt after seeing that Gambit
Roundhouse kick.
You blow the king, obviously.

Why is that a reaction image?
It is the most appropriate reaction to someone suggesting windmills blow air like a fan. 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe you’re just not using them right.
Well not with that attitude 😂
arent windmills usually the ones getting blown?
I actually like this answer better hahaha!
Mill the wind, obviously
Rotate the 8 squares around you one space counter clockwise.









