As someone who doesn’t have any social media, aside from this place, I always wonder what the reaction would be to me.
from my experience dealing with nosy wouldbe-employers and being on an immigrant watchlist:
they don’t believe for a second you don’t use social media; and if you don’t, then you did at some point, and they’ll find it; and if they don’t find it, then that’s suspicious, because obviously everyone uses social media, so you must be a criminal, using some dark web social media. and then you get credit checked forty times, only for them to find you have no debt and thus no credit score, and then they just assume you’re not a real person and call the cops.
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They don’t care about tankies vs anarchist vs Social Democrat vs Neoliberal, to the far right, you’re all
Maoists/StalinistsDamn Rotten CommiesFTFY.
Here are some; Fartknockwhosthere mcflufferbun Yiffyteen097 McNuggoid358 Jchimpo655
Oh fuck.
Oof you’re going to have a real “fun” time at the border explaining yours lmao
No it’s fine, it’s a defense mechanism.
Doing people a favor by discouraging them from coming here.
FIVE YEARS? That’s an eternity in internet time. That’s like asking you to remember your 3rd grade nickname.
“Shitass”
Some things are never forgotten.
What we do in live echoes in eternity
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@realdonaldtrump
FukYu759 YoMomma31# BiggestBallsrtdgfdgffd
And finally TACOSUXDIKS
A speaker labeled “Palantir” crackles to life. “Wrong answer. Would you like to try again?”
Does this include my Lemmy profile?
Especially your Lemmy profile. When you have to explain “federated” to USBP, you know they’re 5 minutes from welcoming you to the US with open arms.
You meant ready arms, right?
a';DROP TABLE users;Oh, it’s little Bobby Tables.
All those years of sarcasm, shitposts, jokes, photos of your pets, and memes will be the reason you won’t gain entry into Nazi USA. 🤭
@cm0002 GoFreakModeSuperSemenUnloadRunThatBitchLikeBardcode, last reddit user name
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Qatar doesn’t sound as bad anymore
I am no one, but I lost all respect for players after Qatar. They and their fans will walk on dead bodies to any popular event. FIFA just has to lay on the red carpet over the bodies.
2018 Russia, 2022 Qatar, 2026 US(Canda/Mexico), … 2034 Saudi Arabia
It’s not looking good Fifa.
Although it will be kind of funny if the 2026 Canada and Mexico games are packed while no one shows up for the US games.
Not unlikely, the turnout for the Club World Cup which is happening in the US right now has been terrible.
You had PSG, the winner of the champions leage (think football super bowl) take on Athetico (one of the probably top 10 teams on earth), in LA, the second biggest city in the US, and they couldn’t even fill up the stadium 😭.
Wait there’s a big futbol thing happening in LA? People in LA don’t even know.
