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- cross-posted to:
- shitposting@lemmy.ml
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Don’t tell me what I can’t do
Nah, nobody should put their cock and balls anywhere near those bacteria flingers.
If I see one of those, I’m drying my hands on my damn pants.
Better version
Hm not enough emoji stickers 👎
Every sign has a history…
Someone’s dick was used as a pattern for that symbol.
I mean, look at it. It’s clearly butt-shaped. Some people are just stupid.
Ever heard the phrase; “Never put your hands somewhere you wouldn’t put your dick.”
I wouldn’t touch door handles with it
“regulations are written on blood”
Some rules are written in blood. This one was written in something else.
well I think it’s saying they don’t want Republicans to use it. or maybe Christians. I can’t tell the difference at this point.
"New kink unlocked "
so uncuts is fine then, ok
Don’t call it a blow dryer if it’s not supposed to blow me. 🤷♂️
Look man, it’s wet and there’s no paper towels, so…
Right?!? I mean, do they expect you not to wash your dick (wtf, that’s disgusting), or put a recently washed wet dick in your pants? (super uncomfortable)
But what if you’re uncircumcised?
Can confirm, walked into a bathroom and witnessed this happening when these were first introduced here ~15 years ago. Nobody believed me but… I know what I saw that day.
Be the reason they had to put up a sign.
Maybe not in this case, though.
