It’s the worm speaking
Who microwaved Mel Gibson
The brainworm starved to death
Clinically insane
Bacon so natural that it oinks when you poke it with a fork!
No shit, I mean the dude takes his fucking grandkids swimming in raw sewage, are we really gonna be surprised when he does or says something else stupid at this point?
prefers his bacon breathing
Not the way he eats it.
This slaps
Straight off the pig. No salt. No nitrates. Not even cooked.
It picks up some of the stuff from the asphalt, though.
yeah, sure, he’s “feeding the ravens” with his roadkill collection
The “pig”
Ass first, still alive
Because clearly, “curing” is woke.
I think Robbie the Wormbot’s batteries are running low.
The anti-vaxxer is a lie machine.
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I am of the belief RFK is essentially the only fucker in the cabinet not evil. He’s incredibly stupid and arrogant for not listening to experts, but I think he truly believes he’s doing what’s best for people.
He’s still gonna kill a shit ton of people, sadly.
Without looking into it at all, maybe he is thinking it isn’t ultra processed? Either way, he’s still an idiot.
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Theres quite a bit in between “shipped” and “cut” for bacon. Curing salt (brining or dry application, to prevent bacteria from growing while in the temperature danger zone), this process takes a week or so, and then smoking it (preservation/flavor).
The man is a Deranged Fuckwit™
It doesn’t just fall out of the pig that way?
Yeah well it isn’t! It’s picked fresh from the bacon bush! Daily by uhhh…. Strong white cis white women. Yes. 👏 Ickes from a bush by good ol’ fashioned Americans!
Guess that means bacon is vegan!
You guys never seen free roaming bacon?
