It’s not actually all that differently stupid.
Fuck that. The Northeast created this country and we’re not gonna be erased.
you also created new jersey, take some fuckin responsibility for your sins
Fine, New Jersey is taking its Unix and going home then
oh shit.
well, bsd, er, linux-shit… uh… TempleOS it is!
Linux isn’t derived from Unix, just originally based on it. The BSDs and Darwin (Mac) would be the unfortunate casualties, but at least most of the country won’t be stuck with Windows?
Edit: And, I guess, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4/5. The former “borrowed” the networking stack from OpenBSD, and the latter are based on some BSD variant if I recall correctly.
TempleOS is the only way bro.
So a track record of treachery and treason?
If Dr Suess was in charge of naming the states:
You should sort them in alphabetical order, my European brain won’t be able to remember them otherwise
You just gotta remember the mnemonic for them!
Many Wild Owls In Winter Never Make Unusual Noises, Always Calm and Focused
But that’s just taught to us in class as little kids so I forget it’s not second nature for the rest of the world!
And put them all to a catchy jingle
Americans are so dumb when it comes to timezones we could just assign Maintana to GMT+5, Washconsin GMT+6 and so on downwards. It wouldn’t make any difference to them and it’d be a lot more fun for the rest of us.
True story: “The meeting is at 1500 EDT”. “Your state is currently on EST so if I turn up at the specified time I’ll be an hour late. Are you sure it’s 1500 EDT and not 1500 EST?” “Yes, definitely 1500 EDT”. /me turns up at 1500 EDT to find the meeting has already finished.
I misread IDOTA as IDIOTA.
no that’s floxas
Bullshit. I just moved from Oklahoma to California to escape the hell hole that is that backwards ass state and I’m not reincorporating.
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Is that why you hate the internet?
The Internet would be great if it wasn’t for all the other computers attached to it.
Those damn macintoshes. Get off my LAN!
If you have MACs on your LAN, that’s your problem.
Sounds more like a new line up of pharmaceuticals for the treatment of those suffering from delusions of grandeur and acute narcissism
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There’s precedence in Connecticut history
https://medium.com/@andyvillanueva_maps/long-long-connecticut-a6e014c52261
Split it along the time zones instead. Less states and simpler administration. Washington DC can be its own time zone just to mess with people.
Floxas gonna absolutely kill at college football
But the target of basically all the hurricanes
Utucky
No u.
Alascanada?
Hawacuba?
Which sports team am I supposed to root for with this map? Do you expect me to make a careful analysis of team history and current lineup? Or do I pick the one in the state I was born in like a normal person?
Residents of Floxas notice no change.
I think it becomes the most populous state
I was about to say—we lost the panhandle, and nobody realistically knows what lives there anyway.
