• otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 months ago

    Step one: Subsist entirely on a single, low-nutrient food source.

    Step two: Do nothing but eat and pass out between meals (from low energy and diminished brain activity).

    Step three: 🐼

    Symptoms may include: eradication of sex drive, complete impotence, loss of mobility (especially on gentle slopes & overlarge ladders), strong preference for monochromatic patterns, and inability to discern gender and/or species, etc.