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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago

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Such a welcoming community

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • dan69@lemmy.world
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    Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

    • 0x0@lemmy.zip
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      Dad?

  • simsalabim@lemmy.world
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    I…what?

  • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe
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    Can anyone translate to more common terms?

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

      • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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        • Taalnazi@lemmy.world
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          fuck it i will do the last one and no one will be able to stop me

  • PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world
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    I’m pretty sure it’s “aboition”

  • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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    You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

    • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren’t even green

      • three@lemmy.zip
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        he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

        ISHYGDDT

        • Match!!@pawb.social
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          fgsfds

  • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Many such cases!

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      There’s no way he actually said that. It’s correctly punctuated and there isn’t a single misspelling.

      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.

        • KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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          Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

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      Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

      • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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        Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

        • Awkwardparticle@programming.dev
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          They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can’t compete.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Just get a boi-ning after pill

    • Match!!@pawb.social
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      the boning after pill is what started all this!

    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      The boiiiiiiing before pill!

  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP’s time?

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    Fake : Anon had sex
    Gay : obv

  • Cryptagionismisogynist@lemmy.world
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    Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

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      It’s a pretty old screenshot.

  • serenissi@lemmy.world
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    What’s going on with the image

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      4chan being 4chan.

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        That’s not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot

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          Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?

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            presumably to censor the femboy porn

            • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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              Right, but the answer is “somebody drew over it”.

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    What the fuck did I just read?

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    There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

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      It’s still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

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      They… They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

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