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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前

LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internet

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LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internet

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前
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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    pooping photo

    just keep pushing through. (No pun intended)

    Classy all around. Hope she’s on a Teams call with her camera and microphone on and making all of her employees incredibly uncomfortable.

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      Let’s be real “starting a business” probably means she sells essential oils in an MLM

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        Replace “employees” with “downline” then

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    She definitely has shit particles all over that laptop.

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      Pink eye is so sexy

    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip
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      Shit particles are on basically every surface.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        It’s all about the dosage

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      Sharticles

  • Legion von Rot@sh.itjust.works
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    I hate this so much.

  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@piefed.social
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    Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔

    • deadcream@sopuli.xyz
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      Hustle culture is a deranged fetish.

      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@piefed.social
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        True actually

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  • superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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    There is a time and a place where it is appropriate to post pictures of yourself using the head. It’s called niche pornography on OnlyFans or PornHub, not LinkedIn.

    • pickman_model@sh.itjust.works
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      You know? At my workplace colleagues love talking about the building urinals. Some claim to have been able to make eye contact with people at their desks while refreshing themselves. Maybe that fetish belongs in LinkedIn?

    • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world
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      OF doesn’t allow that anymore.

  • fartographer@lemmy.world
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    This advice is crap

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    All this is probably how she justifies paying her employees below a living wage and resourcing her materials from slave labor. And looking at this dumb persons surroundings. I’d be shocked if she actually worked more than 200 days a year.

    • DosDude@retrolemmy.com
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      Honestly. No one should have to work more than 200 days a year. Reality is unfortunately different in a lot of places. But working more is usually not good for your health.

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        Oh agree. I’m just over individuals who clearly have tons of luxury compared to 95% of humanity act like their lives are hard and they deserve to pay people less.

  • RedSnt 🧩♂️👓🖥️@feddit.dk
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    This is how you get hemorrhoids.

    • tordenflesk@lemmy.world
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      This how you discover you already got them.

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        Also how everyone on the Teams call discovers you’ve got them.

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Maybe I’m too empathetic, but I just feel bad for people like this.

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    Looking at this picture still makes me horny. I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!

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    Does being a weird little capitalist lickspittle even work on LinkedIn? I see people obviously trying to game the algorithm to gain exposure, including groups of devs sharing basic tips with each other and commenting to amplify, even though you’d think most hiring managers know that devs absolutely don’t go to LinkedIn to learn and share tips.

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    She wants to show that she is very dedicated to her job and career.

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    “Start a business” almost certainly means “Buy into an MLM scam.”

    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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      That’s my first thought when i see this. Her own business probably rhymes with schmerba life

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      Selling Scentsy

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      Don’t forget the standard “Use Mommy and Daddies money to buy an existing small business.” Then run it into the ground.

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      “It’s not an MLM when you are at the top”

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    Talk about shit posting. Follow her for more unsolicited tips on spreading conjunctivitis, ruining your relationships with a burnout-inducing work ethic, and developing hemorrhoids from too long work shits.

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